SPX Gaps Down, Traders Cash Up: 90%, 90%, and 50% ROC
Ahoy there, Trader! ⚓️
It’s Phil…
Friday.
NFP day.
End of the week.
Start of the month.
…and the markets royally shit the bed.
They fell out of the Apple tree and hit every tech-supporting branch on the way down.
And honestly? It was glorious.
Pull up a chair. I brought receipts and a mic for the drop.
SPX Is Rigged… In Your Favour (If You Know This).
The markets move. You get paid. No stress. No surprises.
SPX DeBriefing:
Just when it looked like the bulls might have one more go at a breakout, they tripped, slipped, and took a faceplant into Friday’s open.
The bears didn’t hesitate. They swarmed.
And yours truly? Cashed three trades on the carnage.
Trade #1: Tag ‘n Turn Bear Swing
Entered pre-range. Survived the chop.
Premium in: $3.00
Buy-back: $0.30
Return: 90% ROC
Closed cleanly on Friday’s gap down.
Trade #2: Breakout Pullback Setup
Third attempt finally triggered. Price pushed past the pullback low and never looked back.
Premium in: $3.00
Buy-back: $0.30
Return: 90% ROC
Closed same time as Trade #1 – right on the opening bell.
Trade #3: ORB15 Day Trade
A cheeky little 0-DTE from the morning range breakout.
Premium in: $1.00
Buy-back: $0.50
Return: 50% ROC
Took about 1hr 20 mins to hit exit. Coffee stayed hot.
And with that…
I struck the diamond hands pose.
Dropped the mic.
Moonwalked my way to exit stage left.
Not bad for a Friday. Not bad for any day.
Expert Insights:
All three trades followed clean technical logic baked into the SPX Income System:
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Tag ‘n Turn triggered from bearish zone pressure
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Breakout Pullback Setup followed pattern #6 precision
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ORB15 nailed the volatility burst with a one-hour premium fade
Rules. Risk. Reward. Repeated.
[Source: AntiVestor – SPX Income System]
Rumour Has It…
FinNuts Hazel was last seen slow-clapping the ORB15 close while sipping red wine live on air.
“Three trades? On a Friday? I call that a Payout Hat-Trick.”
She finished with a mic-drop toast:
“Cheers, bears. Let’s do it again next week.”
This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!
Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?
Fun Fact:
The win is in the waiting.
Meme of the Day:
Image: SPX chart snoozing on a couch, TV flashing “ORB15 Triggered”
Caption: “I blinked… and got paid.”
Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece
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