5600 Bounce Bags 98.1% roc

Bish Bash Bosh = 98.1% Return

Ahoy there, Trader! ‍‍⚓️

It’s Phil…

Some trades are explosive. Others are noisy. Then there’s this one – boring, mechanical, near-perfect. And when you’re working with a system like the SPX Income Strategy, that’s exactly how you want it. No fireworks. No sweat. Just a click, a setup, and 98.1% ROC while the market flailed ahead of another forgettable FOMC moment.

Minimalist trading desk showing boring profitable trade.

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SPX Pays Daily. If You Know This One Setup.

Pulse bar + credit spread = reliable income. It’s that simple.

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Let’s rewind.

5600 stood out like a neon sign in yesterday’s analysis – a clean GEX flip point and clear horizontal support. Combine that with price grinding sideways into a Bollinger Band pinch, and you’ve got the recipe for a slow-burner.

The absence of bearish pulse bars confirmed the setup bias: bullish-to-neutral.

So the trade? Simple:

  • Broken Wing Butterfly

  • 1 DTE, $5.05 credit

  • Auto exit at $0.10

  • No in-trade management

As the FOMC headlines tried to inject artificial excitement, price didn’t flinch. No panic. No drama. Just a lazy sideways shuffle straight into our profit zone.

Exit was clean – triggered on autopilot. Net return: 98.1% ROC.

But here’s the real win: it was entirely to plan.
• No second-guessing.
• No “what if” panic exits.
• No chasing FOMC volatility.

Just a strategic execution of your edge.

These are the trades that build the account – slowly, steadily, boringly profitably.

SPX Income AAR - 07 May 2025 2

Expert Insights:

  • Overthinking the setup – if there’s no pulse bar, don’t force direction.

  • Chasing volatility – FOMC is a trap for undisciplined traders.

  • Skipping automation – placing exits in advance keeps emotion out.

  • Ditching structure when bored – boring trades often make the best profits.

  • Undervaluing broken wing butterflies – powerful tool for defined-risk neutrality.

Satirical cartoon of staying disciplined during news events.

Rumour Has It…

Rumour is the Fed actually outsourced yesterday’s FOMC statement to ChatGPT – but forgot to click “Generate Again.” The result? 200 words of nothing, two market yawns, and one butterfly quietly printing profit.

This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!

Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?

Financial parody of Fed AI doing nothing during FOMC.

Fun Fact

The phrase “bish bash bosh” originated from British builders in the 1960s describing a job done quickly and efficiently. It’s now found its way into trading lingo – usually reserved for trades that follow the plan, hit the mark, and cash out without fuss. Congratulations – you just pulled off the market’s version of it.
Nostalgic nod to simple, effective execution.

Meme of the Day

“Boring trade. Best trade.”

Meme of trader profiting from a flat SPX session.

Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece

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