The Bull Keeps Defying Gravity. My Opinion Is Clearly Bull Shit

NazQuack prints a new all-time high while Uncle Dow sits some 3,000 points under his.

Ahoy there, Trader! ‍‍⚓️

It’s Phil…

The bull keeps defying gravity!!!

And my opinion is clearly bull shit, no pun intended lol.

Right then, scroll down and let’s get into the charts.

Mr SPX in a hard hat with a clipboard, looking up at a bull floating calmly under a laboratory ceiling.

Market Snapshot

SPX closed Monday at 7,773.96, up 51 points, and the futures are green this morning.

  • ES: 7,843.00, +0.17%. At the NATHs line.
  • NazQuack: 31,385.50. NazQuack has printed a new all-time high. Uncle Dow, some 3,000 points beneath his own, has declined to comment.
  • Uncle Dow: 51,797, +0.39%.
  • Uncle Russ: 2,871.7, +0.11%. Cash RUT closed Monday at 2,847, up 0.5%.
  • VIX: 15.45, -0.52%. Under the 16 line.
  • Gold: 4,173.1, +0.13%.
  • Crude Oil: 88.55, -0.84%. More below.
  • Bitcoin: 85,806.95. More below.

Snap 6 Oct 2026

SPX – The bull continues.

The breakout is confirmed.

Be the bull!

SPX 6 Oct 2026

Crude Oil – No change.

The bull range continues, waiting for a bear break or more upside in the short term.

CL 6 Oct 2026

Bitcoin – Waiting for a breakout.

Bitcoin has now spent 2 weeks inside the same box. An arrow has been drawn on the chart to show it the way out.

No change.

BTC 6 Oct 2026

Premium Poppers & Wall of Wins – I took the day off.

The grade maths docked the day a point for being a Monday. Monday responded by closing 51 points higher.

The community had a premium popping ball again.

Me, premarket: “premarket looks fun again”

Between 3:24 and 4:17, 3 people independently turned the same trade into a butterfly. Nobody has claimed responsibility.

  • Don E.: “Closed SPX BO1 for 50%”
  • Don E.: “Separately, created butterfly, sold SPX BO1 and bought debit spread, locked in $.60”
  • Richard H.: “SPX Bull BO1 SS7740 transformed to butterfly for $0.55 win”
  • Scott K.: “Took the SPX BO1. But as I had to head out I transformed to butterfly for the same price.”
  • Don E.: “Closed SPX LP for 45%”

Me, this morning: “Awesome work team”

A bear has been reported missing. It was last seen on Friday, heading south. The public are advised not to approach the rally.

  • James D.: “Win on XSP but a loss on the bear RUT, where is the bear?!!”

Meme of the Day:

Bull: Ten of eleven sectors higher. Ten.

Bear: Twelve hundred and eighty-two names rose.

Bull: That is a great many names.

Bear: It is fewer names than fell.

Bull: Materials led the entire table.

Bear: A freight broker lost more in one session than the index gained all day.

Bull: You always zoom in on one.

Bear: You zoomed out to eleven.

Four players lift a trophy under a green scoreboard whilst hundreds of others walk off the pitch, with two commentators arguing about it.

 

Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece

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