15 traders on the wall this week – Hormuz sealed, Brent at $100, 2026 lows hit Thursday – the crew didn’t blink
Andy D took a painful Thursday, came back Friday with 4 near-perfect trades and let them all ride
Duncan G went 6 from 6 on Friday the 13th and graciously credited the right person
Rodger L Wall of Wins debut: best week ever, Lazy Popper only, no further explanation required

25 trades across 5 days – 21 wins, 4 losses – profitable every single day including Friday the 13th
Winning ROC held between 61.5% and 90% across a crisis open, a fast day, a clean sweep, a grind, and an unlucky date
Thursday’s RUT paid 64-65% ROC on $2 and $6 index moves – the underlying barely moved and it didn’t need to
One VWAP trade got stopped by a penny at -93.5% – the next trade paid 90% – Friday added 3 more wins to close the week

Mark Steffens entered his first ever live SPX trade at 1.00, cold sweat, scaled target to 0.40, closed it – “Will keep grinding”
Irina Csont went 6 from 6 in a single session – ORBs and T&Ts on SPX and RUT – full house
Andy D. logged a 160% loss and came back in the same morning with 3 wins including 97% ROC – that’s process over outcome in one session
Chris Taylor used AI to analyse his trade log from November to February – ORB30 confirmed sweet spot, average return +$15.38

Andy D. pulled over on a public road to trade, “violated a few laws” (kidding), and banked RUT 100% ROC before driving away
Mary set up the lazy poppers, had lunch with her sisters, came home to winners – this is the whole point
Swanky Swank quietly hit 88% win rate over 50 consecutive trading days – read that again
Duncan’s Gold BWB was supposed to run 7 days – it finished in 1 – “actually a mistake”

18 traders logged 70+ wins – despite January’s Trump-fuelled chaos
One trader hit a 10-0 streak on Lazy trades. 100% win rate over 10 days.
$286 became $1,300 whilst someone was eating lunch
The theme? Systems worked. Traders lived their lives. Profits happened anyway.

Tag ‘n Turn swing from last week closed at 96.5% ROC ($2.90 to $0.10)
Lazy Day Trade banked 90% ROC ($3.00 to $0.30) on VWAP reclaim setup
Bear bias held through illness – tariff drop did the rest
Still room to run towards lower range edge