Charity Event Trading – Check Phone, Pop Trade, Back To Nibbles RUT Premium
Ahoy there, Trader! ⚓️
It’s Phil…
Yesterday was fun, in more ways than one.
I was out most of the regular US trading session at a charity event. Roll on 9:55 – oh – better check for a “Premium Popper.”
Whip out the phone – there it is – pop that trade on – stops and targets set – and another pinot and one of those nibbly bits.
(Don’t judge me! It’s 3pm in the UK and the sun is well over the yard arm!)
Anyway, approximately one pinot and three salmon thingies later – bingly bong goes my phone – target gets hit and so does the cheese and pickles.
Minimal time. Maximum fun. That’s how trading should be.
Keep scrolling for why you shouldn’t be chained to your desk…
Post Trade Debrief:
The Setup
RUT Premium Popper at ORB20 High. Nothing fancy. Nothing complicated. Just the setup appearing exactly when it should.
Entry: Premium Popper ORB20 High
Target: 2540.95
Time Spent Looking: Approximately 30 seconds
Location: Charity event, pinot in hand
The Execution
9:55est – Quick check of the phone whilst pretending to admire the silent auction items.
Setup present? Yes.
Trade placed? Yes.
Stops set? Yes.
Targets set? Yes.
Back to the important business of salmon thingies and making small talk about sustainable fishing initiatives.
The Exit
Approximately one pinot and three salmon thingies later (scientific measurement), the phone goes bingly bong.
Target hit. 59% ROC banked. $12 index move.
Time to hit the cheese and pickles.
Index Move: $12.00
Option ROC: 59.0%
Total Active Trading Time: Less than 2 minutes
Total Enjoying Life Time: The rest of the day
The Point
This is how trading should be.
Check in. Check for trades. Check out.
None of this sitting at the desk all of the time waiting, hoping, praying that something works. The software is doing all the heavy lifting. I just need to get the trade on.
The system identified the setup. The software plotted it on the chart. All I had to do was glance at my phone, confirm it was there, and execute. Then go back to living my actual life.
Trading should enable your lifestyle, not consume it.
Rumour Has It…
Breaking from the Financial Nuts newsroom: Percy was discovered attempting to teach his desk pigeons “Charity Event Formation Flying” whilst claiming they had mastered “Silent Auction Hovering With Premium Popper Alert Integration Procedures.”
Hazel updated her crisis management protocols to include “Trading During Canapé Consumption Procedures” alongside emergency plans for “Pinot Integration With Target Exit Notification Stress Management Processes.”
Mac raised his afternoon whisky and declared, “When the phone goes bingly bong between the salmon thingies and the cheese and pickles, the proper response is obviously collecting profits whilst maintaining polite conversation about sustainable fishing!”
Kash attempted livestreaming about “Mobile trading being basically like DeFi yield farming but with actual charity events and physical nibbles instead of imaginary governance tokens” but got distracted by a particularly impressive cheese board.
Wallie grumbled that in his day, trading meant “being chained to a desk staring at a screen, not gallivanting around charity events with fancy phones and salmon thingies!”
This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!
Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?
Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece
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