Premium Poppers Frustrating Yesterday – IV Fuckery Triggered Stops Twice – Still A Very Profitable Day
Ahoy there, Trader! ⚓️
It’s Phil…
Deal or no deal.
Iran received the 15-point peace plan via Pakistan. Reviewed it overnight. Then called it non-viable. Foreign Minister Araghchi told state media that exchanges through mediators do not mean negotiations. Tehran issued its own five-point counter-proposal. Point one: sovereign control over the Strait of Hormuz.
Non-starter.
Brent immediately reversed from Wednesday’s $98 back to $104. S&P futures are -0.6% and fading. The 82nd Airborne is deploying to the region. Kuwait’s airport burned after a drone strike Wednesday. The five-day pause on strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure expires approximately Saturday. The market is watching one thing. The clock.
Wednesday’s rally was built on hope. Hope evaporated overnight. This is not a surprise – it is the pattern.
Despite Monday’s market surprise, we are seeing the resumption of the attempted breakdown out of the larger term range. SPX remains in a bearish posture and is currently flatlining. With overnight futures rolling over, a gap down at the open seems the most likely scenario this morning.
RUT is in a cleaner picture. There is a longer term range in play and this week’s push higher has attempted to move outside of it. A push above 2,548 would confirm a bullish breakout. But with the overnight futures pushing lower, a gap down back inside the range is the more likely open – which gives a bear target around the range lows near 2,470.
GEX continues to point to 6,600 and 6,500 as the pivotal levels. As discussed earlier this week, price ran up to 6,600. Now likely to run down to 6,500.
As for yesterday’s Poppers – a wee bit frustrating, not going to lie. The IV was jumping around with the headline news flow and that made the option prices jump with it. My stops got triggered twice on the expansion and executed with favourable slippage both times. Took two re-entries and did some position sizing adjustment to compensate for the fuckery. RUT was just one entry using a Lazy Popper type trade off the MACDv entry we discussed on the group call.
Overall still a very profitable day. The system did its thing despite the chaos.
Deal Or No Deal. Clock Ticking To Saturday. SPX Gap Down. Poppers Adjusted And Won.
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Market Briefing:
Thursday 26 Mar.
- Wednesday closed: Dow +0.66% to 46,429 / S&P +0.54% to 6,591.90 / Nasdaq +0.77% – ceasefire optimism drove the session
- Iran’s response overnight:
- Foreign Minister Araghchi: exchanges through mediators do not mean negotiations with the US
- 15-point plan declared non-viable
- Tehran’s counter: five-point proposal – lead point is sovereign control of Hormuz
- Non-starter
- War escalation overnight:
- Brent reversed from $98 Wednesday back to $104 / WTI near $92
- 82nd Airborne deploying to region
- Kuwait airport struck by drone Wednesday
- Five-day strike pause expires approximately Saturday
- Futures: S&P -0.6% / European stocks snapped three-day win streak / dollar firming
- Recession odds: Moody’s Analytics 48.6% / Goldman 30% / FOMC holds 3.50-3.75% / one cut projected all of 2026
- Thursday data: Q4 GDP revision + weekly jobless claims 08:30 ET / Friday: PCE inflation / Costco and Salesforce report tonight
- Thursday read: SPX bearish and flatlining / gap down at open seems likely / GEX 6,600 and 6,500 pivotal / RUT gap lower back into range most likely / bear target 2,470
Market Snapshot
- ES: 6,598.00 / rolling over overnight / gap down at open likely
- YM: 46,460 / Wednesday’s ceasefire gains being returned
- NQ: 24,177.75 / -2,639.50 (-10.02%) from highs / tech headwind: Google AI memory-reduction technique / Micron -3.4% fifth session
- RTY: 2,527.50 / -332.30 (-12.09%) from highs / attempted range break this week / reverting
- GC: 4,424.00 / war premium back on / holding elevated
- CL: 93.51 / Brent $104 / WTI $92 / Wednesday’s relief reversed
- VIX: 27.09 / elevated / headline-driven / no sign of calming
- BTC: 70,017.25 / dipped alongside equities / $71K tested / war premium restored
Tag ‘n Turn
SPX remains bearish. RUT has flipped to a fresh bullish signal above 2,529 – but the overnight setup argues the gap lower back into the range is the more likely open, which would put that signal straight back under pressure.
The honest tension today: RUT printed a bullish flip above 2,529 after this week’s push toward the top of the range. But with overnight futures selling off and the Iran rejection the catalyst, a gap lower at the open is the probable scenario. That puts RUT straight back below 2,529 and the bullish flip untested before it has had a chance to establish. SPX needs no such qualification – it remains bearish and flatlining. The clock expiring Saturday is the week’s defining variable. Nothing else resolves cleanly until it does.
SPX Analysis
Bearish. Flatlining. Gap down at open seems likely. 6,500 GEX put wall is the next destination.
Despite Monday’s surprise pop, the attempted breakdown out of the larger term range is resuming. SPX closed Wednesday at 6,591 and is now rolling over in overnight futures. The price action has been flatlining between 6,580 and 6,600 – and with Iran’s rejection confirming the hope trade was misplaced, the overnight drift lower is not a surprise. GEX has been consistent all week: 6,600 is the ceiling, 6,500 is the target. Price obliged on the ceiling yesterday. The path toward 6,500 now looks open. A gap down at the open validates the read.
Gamma Exposure
Put wall now at 6,600. Call wall 7,000. Flip point 7,328. Still deeply negative. The ceiling did its job Wednesday – now watching the floor at 6,500.
Wednesday’s session confirmed the GEX read exactly – price ran up to the 6,600 put wall and stalled. IV Percentile dropped slightly to 90% from 93% as the relief rally compressed premium. IV at 21.11% against historic vol of 12.76% – still elevated, still paying up for protection. With the Iran rejection back in play and the strike deadline approaching, IV compression is likely to reverse sharply at the open. In negative gamma, that means dealers will be selling into any bounce and amplifying the gap lower.
RUT Analysis
Uncle Russell flipped bullish above 2,529 this week – but the gap lower this morning is likely to put that signal straight back under the water before it has had time to breathe.
The longer term range on RUT is the cleaner picture. This week’s push higher was a genuine attempt to break out of the top of the range and the TnT duly flipped bullish above 2,529. But with overnight futures rolling over on Iran’s rejection, a gap lower at the open looks probable – and that would drop price straight back into the range. If the gap lower sticks, the bear target is the range lows around 2,470. A sustained hold above 2,548 on the open would change the picture. That currently looks unlikely.
After Action Report – 25 Mar 2026
SPX: A wee bit frustrating – but the system held. The IV was jumping with every Iran headline and that dragged the option prices with it. Stops triggered twice on the expansion – both with favourable slippage, which softened the blow. Took re-entries on both and adjusted position sizing to compensate for the fuckery. Net result: two losses and two wins.
- Trade 1: stopped out / -$20 / -26.7% ROC
- Trade 1a: re-entry / stopped out again / -$2 / -30.0% ROC
- Trade 2: re-entry with sizing adjustment / $7 / 89.7% ROC
- Trade 3: $21 / 62.9% ROC
4 trades / 2 wins / 2 losses. Still net positive. The system absorbed the IV chaos and came out the other side.
RUT: One entry. Lazy Popper using the MACDv entry discussed on the group call. Clean and simple.
- Trade 1: $8 / 89.5% ROC
1 trade / 1 win / 0 losses.
Rounding Off
The Clock The five-day pause Trump placed on strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure expires approximately Saturday. That is less than 48 hours from the time of writing. Iran has rejected the 15-point plan and countered with sovereign control of Hormuz. The 82nd Airborne is deploying. Kuwait’s airport was struck Wednesday. Every session between now and the weekend carries the specific risk of a Saturday morning escalation headline dropping into thin futures markets. That risk does not need to be predicted. It needs to be in the planning.
Data Today Q4 GDP revision and weekly jobless claims at 08:30 ET. PCE inflation Friday – the week’s critical risk event. Costco and Salesforce tonight – testing consumer resilience and enterprise AI spending under war-economy conditions.
Recession Odds Building Moody’s Analytics at 48.6%. Goldman at 30%. The energy shock adds approximately 1% to global inflation and subtracts 0.4% from GDP per Goldman’s model. Stagflation risk grows with every day Hormuz stays shut. The Fed has no clean response available. Powell’s language at the March meeting said as much without saying it.
Current Status: Iran rejected / Brent $104 / clock expires Saturday / GDP + claims 08:30 / PCE Friday / gap down at open likely
Expert Insights
“The biggest investing errors come not from factors that are informational or analytical, but from those that are psychological.”
– Howard Marks, The Most Important Thing (2011)
Wednesday’s rally was not built on information. Iran had not confirmed negotiations. The Foreign Ministry had not changed its position. The rally was built on hope – a psychological response to a headline that one party immediately refuted. Thursday morning that psychology has reversed and futures are -0.6%. The information was the same both days. The process stays immune to the psychology. Bearish below 6,584 on Wednesday. Bearish below 6,584 on Thursday. The level did not move. The hope did.
[Source: Howard Marks – The Most Important Thing, Columbia University Press, 2011 |
Iran Foreign Ministry statement, Reuters, 25-26 March 2026, public]
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It’s Cachè-AI-Bot,
Cachè-AI terminal in the corner of the newsroom. The sombrero from yesterday is still balanced on the monitor. Nobody has removed it. Nobody has asked about it. The screen is processing the Iran counter-proposal, cross-referencing it against the five-point framework, and producing a 31-page risk assessment for Saturday’s clock expiry. The previous 19-page assessment has been superseded. The deadline extension request was approved. By Cachè-AI. The new deadline is also Saturday.
Beep-Beep.
1 – Iran’s five-point counter-proposal with sovereign Hormuz control as its lead term is not a negotiating position – it is a termination condition. Sovereign control over the Strait would remove the legal basis for international freedom of navigation under UNCLOS Article 38. [Source: United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, UNCLOS, Article 38, public international law]. No US administration can accept this framing without conceding the strategic waterway that routes 20% of global petroleum supply. The counter-proposal is not a step toward resolution. It is a signal that Tehran is not currently seeking one.
2 – Moody’s Analytics recession probability at 48.6% is now within rounding distance of a coin flip. Goldman’s 30% sits at the lower bound of credible institutional estimates. [Source: Moody’s Analytics, public, March 2026 | Goldman Sachs economic research, public, March 2026]. The differential between the two models reflects different assumptions about Hormuz duration. If Hormuz stays closed through April, Goldman’s model moves toward Moody’s. If the five-day pause is extended, the models diverge again. The clock is not just a geopolitical variable. It is the single input that determines which recession model is correct.
3 – The 82nd Airborne deployment is a specific operational signal, not a precautionary positioning. The 82nd is the US Army’s primary rapid deployment force – its standard readiness posture is 18 hours to wheels-up. [Source: US Army 82nd Airborne Division, public record]. Deploying it to the region in the 48-hour window before the strike pause expires is not background noise. It is the logistics of imminent action being moved into position. The market has not yet fully priced this signal.
Beep.
This Bot potentially hallucinates. Maybe. OK, Probably! It has also produced a 31-page Saturday risk assessment that supersedes the 19-page one from yesterday. The 19-page one was not finished. Neither is this one. Progress is being made.
In Other News…
Iran reviewed the 15-point peace plan delivered via Pakistan. The review took approximately overnight. The conclusion: non-viable. Tehran’s Foreign Minister explained that exchanges through mediators do not constitute negotiations with the United States, which is a sentence that does significant work in a short space.
Tehran then issued its own five-point counter-proposal. The lead point is sovereign control over the Strait of Hormuz. This is the waterway through which approximately 20% of global petroleum supply moves daily. The counter-proposal has been characterised in diplomatic circles as ambitious.
Brent crude reversed from Wednesday’s $98 back to $104. S&P futures dropped 0.6%. The 82nd Airborne is deploying to the region. Kuwait’s airport was struck by a drone Wednesday. The five-day strike pause expires approximately Saturday. Moody’s Analytics puts US recession probability at 48.6%. Goldman is at 30%. The two firms are now arguing over which side of a coin flip we are on.
Q4 GDP revision and jobless claims arrive at 08:30 ET. PCE inflation lands Friday. Costco and Salesforce report tonight. The market will listen to all of this with one eye on Saturday’s clock.
Percy Peanut has read the five-point counter-proposal. Percy is neutral on all five points. This is consistent with all prior positions.
Hazel’s Take:
Wednesday summary: ceasefire hope, Dow +0.66%, crude -6%, tech led, optimism was broadly distributed and genuinely felt. Thursday morning: Iran called the plan non-viable, issued a sovereign Hormuz counter, Brent reversed to $104, futures -0.6%, 82nd Airborne deploying, Kuwait airport struck.
The duration of Wednesday’s hope trade was approximately one overnight session. The clock expires Saturday. Q4 GDP at 08:30. PCE Friday. Costco tonight. The week’s event density is not reducing. It is accelerating toward the weekend.
Rumour Has It…
Hazel has read the five-point counter-proposal in full. She has noted that Point 1 (sovereign Hormuz control) renders Points 2 through 5 largely academic. She has filed the document under “Noted.” She has poured the second espresso. The machine is no longer ribbon-adorned. It is now simply operational and essential.
Wallie has updated the chalkboard. The header now reads “DEAL OR NO DEAL” in large letters above “IF IN DOUBT, DO NOWT.” He has added a third line: “THE CLOCK EXPIRES SATURDAY.” He has underlined Saturday. Twice. He is considering a third underline. The chalk is raised. He has not committed.
Kash is livestreaming. He is not under the desk today. He is standing up because, he explains, the energy is now too big to sit down in. He has a countdown timer on screen. It shows the time remaining until Saturday. He calls this content. His viewer count is the highest it has been since Instance 848.
Mac has filed from a new location. It is closer to the region than yesterday’s location. How much closer is not confirmed. The pool is gone. The flag has changed. He is wearing a flak jacket over his usual shirt. He has noted this is a precautionary measure and not a statement about the current threat level. It is almost certainly a statement about the current threat level.
Percy has reviewed the five-point counter-proposal and published a research note: “Why Sovereign Hormuz Control Is Statistically Neutral For Peanut Oil (Preliminary Findings).” Three pigeons contributed. One of them is new. Percy considers this expanded peer review.
Cachè-AI terminal in the corner. The sombrero is still on the monitor. The 31-page Saturday risk assessment is open on the screen. Page 14 appears to be a flow chart. Nobody has requested a flow chart. It has been included regardless.
This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!
Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?
Fun Fact:
The 82nd Airborne Division, based at Fort Liberty, North Carolina, is the United States Army’s primary strategic rapid deployment force. Its standard readiness posture requires designated units to be prepared for departure within 18 hours of notification – a capability known as the Division Ready Brigade. The 82nd has been deployed in every major US military operation since World War II, including Panama in 1989, the Gulf War in 1990-91, Haiti in 1994, Afghanistan in 2001, and Iraq in 2003.
[Source: US Army 82nd Airborne Division official history, army.mil – public record]
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