Jim Cramer Just Hugged Bitcoin… Is It Time to Panic?
Bitcoin hits $120k and who shows up with open arms? That’s right – Cramer. The same man who once called Bear Stearns “fine” before it exploded. We’re not saying the top is in, but the SJIM ETF (yes, the inverse Cramer fund) once outperformed him… before it mysteriously vanished.
See how we’re trading the “Cramer Cuddle Collapse” while the rest of crypto cries into their cold wallets.
...Trump allegedly shielding or slow-walking parts of the Epstein files under national security pretext. Everyone’s panicking about aliens, UFOs, and stablecoins-but the real monsters were on flight logs.
...Block just gate-crashed the S&P 500, shares +7 %, index funds scrambling for 54 m shares. Fintech Twitter is moon-walking, I’m selling the excitement with the “Rebalance Ruckus Spread” (deep-OTM SPX strangle + wings/VIX hedge). It wins if the market simply doesn’t implode while trackers finish shopping. Full strike math in first comment, miss it at your own peril.
Disclaimer, edu-tainment, not advice.
Ever watched a company add New Zealand’s entire GDP before your latte cooled?
Nvidia just did-blasting through $4 TRILLION. And no, I’m not here to scream “bubble.”
I’m here to bet it tags $5 T before Thanksgiving and gets Wall St to buy me the turkey.
...Steel-nerved traders only:
Tomorrow I’m tearing apart the “all-cash comfort blanket” that’s smothering returns across pro desks right now.
You’ll get a one-question quiz that reveals whether your sideline stance is prudence or paralysis-and I’ll walk through the Kryptonite Spread variant that milks panic-premiums while everyone else argues top-calling vs bottom-fishing. Miss the drop and you’ll still be polishing cash while volatility pays the guy next to you.
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