Pipe-Smoking Profits As Bull Swing Glides To Target
Ahoy there, Trader! ⚓️
It’s Phil…
Feet up. Pipe lit. Trade closed.
Just how we like it.
Another swing trade wrapped up earlier today – one that’s been quietly riding the May momentum since the 13th. It never got flashy, never needed intervention – and never gave a reason to stress.
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SPX Doesn’t Need You To Be Right. Just Consistent.
Pulse bar tells you when. Credit spreads handle the rest.
SPX De-Briefing
Let’s talk about how boring this trade was.
Opened last, May 13, off a clean breakout continuation setup.
Collected $7.00 in premium.
SPX did what it’s done most of May – lazily push higher, not fast, not violent, but just enough to slowly lift everything we’d already positioned around. Today, with price roughly $100 higher than where we started, the trade triggered its exit:
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Buyback at $0.10
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Net ROC: 98.5%
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No additional adjustments or hedging
It doesn’t get more mechanical than this.
No second trade. No intraday fiddling. No reason to fight price.
Just a simple continuation of the prior swing trade – a logical re-entry after the last profitable exit. Let the system do the heavy lifting. You just sit back, manage risk, and let the outcome play out.
This is what it means to trade with edge.
Feet up. Pipe-smoking profits.
That’s how May’s been treating us.
Expert Insights:
Mistake: Overmanaging swing trades that are working
Why it hurts: Traders tend to overthink quiet moves and clip profits too early
Solution:
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Lock in your setup logic before the trade
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Let wide spreads breathe
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Only adjust if system logic says so
Rumour Has It…
Markets whispered “reversal” three days ago. Reddit screamed “bearish divergence.”
Meanwhile, the AntiVestor bot just quietly printed 98.5% return on capital – again.
Feet up. Exit clean.
This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!
Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?
Fun Fact
Swing trades opened after major continuation patterns tend to travel farther with less volatility – if you’re not staring at them all day.
Why? Price action that follows clean momentum usually self-corrects without intervention.
This trade ran for 7 days. It closed for $6.90 profit.
It barely needed your attention.
That’s the reward for trading rules, not emotion.
Meme of the Day
Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece
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