Trump’s 10% Tariff Bomb on Eight Allies Triggers Worst Pre-Market Since October
Ahoy there, Trader! ⚓️
It’s Phil…
Well isn’t this fun.
Just when you think a long holiday weekend would be quiet – you know, time to recover from a migraine that started Thursday and kept me locked in a dark room for three of the last five days – we go and get the Greenland Edition of Tariff Wars.
I emerge from my sickness fog this morning to find futures absolutely cratered. S&P futures down 1.7% at 6,857. Nasdaq off 2.1%. Dow futures dropped 813 points overnight.
The catalyst? Saturday’s Truth Social bombshell. Trump announced 10% tariffs on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands, and Finland starting February 1st. Rising to 25% by June 1st unless… Greenland is sold. Eight NATO allies. $236 billion in German trade alone. EU already planning $108 billion in retaliation.
And here’s me thinking the only drama this weekend would be whether my head would explode.
Keep scrolling – the charts saw this coming even if the news didn’t…
Range Highs Called It. System Delivered.

Market Briefing:
The Dark Room Trading Advantage
Here’s the thing about spending three days wallowing in migraine-induced self-pity: you don’t overtrade.
Last week, I talked about price on the main indexes being up at range highs.
Said we should see a move down to range lows.
And what happened? A few false starts – the brief bullish Tag ‘n Turn that I avoided entirely because I was physically incapable of staring at screens.
Sometimes the best trade is the one you don’t take.
My discretionary bias stayed bearish on both SPX and RUT throughout.
Not because I’m some genius who predicted Greenland drama.
Simply because the charts were screaming “range highs” and my 6 Money Making Patterns don’t care about geopolitics.
Current Multi-Market Status:
- SPX: Bearish bias – Range highs rejection confirmed – Target range lows 6,785
- RUT: TnT Bearish Below (Triggered) – Status 2683.68 – PFZ 2688.63 – Target Pending
- ES: 6,868.50 – Down from NATHs, gapping lower
- RTY: 2,645.9 – Bearish move underway
- YM: 48,863 – Following the herd lower
- NQ: 25,204.25 – Tech leading the decline
- GC: 4,737.3 – Safe haven bid, at NATHs
- CL: 59.74 – Holding in downtrend channel
- VIX: 19.97 – Fear gauge waking up
- BTC: 93,161.86 – Crypto catching some bid

The Supporting Evidence Was There All Along
Beyond the obvious “we’re at range highs” setup from the 6 Money Making Patterns, the charts were providing additional confirmation:
Clear V-shaped entry patterns – The classic reversal signal that doesn’t require a news catalyst to work.
Divergence in price to indicator – On my new toy (soon to be officially integrated into the SPX Income System), we had a clear divergence highlighting reducing momentum to make new highs. Price going up, momentum going down. Classic distribution.
RUT extreme reading – Small caps showed an extreme divergence reading accompanying this setup. When Uncle Russell starts flashing warnings, large caps tend to follow.
This is why systematic beats emotional. The evidence was on the charts before Trump’s weekend social media session.
Targets: Range Highs to Range Lows
The plan is beautifully simple: we came from range highs, we’re heading to range lows.
For SPX, that puts 6,785 area in focus. Current price gapping down nicely from Friday’s close.
Now here’s where it gets interesting. We may see some overshoot as we pass through the range lows and move into a breakout situation. If that happens, I’ll be delaying the bullish Tag ‘n Turns in favour of the larger pattern.
Why catch a falling knife when you can wait for the floor?

The 10% in 10 Days Question
Will this be the corrective move I’ve been banging on about since last September?
The setup is finally here. Range highs rejection. Divergence confirmed. External catalyst provided. VIX waking up from its slumber.
If we do get the extended move through range lows into genuine breakdown territory, this could be the beginning of something more significant than a simple range bounce.
Either way – I’ve got patterns for both scenarios. That’s the beauty of mechanical rules over emotional prediction.
Health Update
60% back to normal. 100% bearish in the short term. Just waiting for the markets to open.
Three days in a dark room gave me plenty of time to think about one thing: how nice it is that the systematic approach doesn’t require me to be glued to screens predicting every wiggle. The bias was set. The patterns identified. The migraine didn’t change the setup.
Now let’s see if the cash markets confirm what the futures are screaming.
Expert Insights:
When the News Catches Up to the Charts
Every major move has traders who say “I knew it was coming.” Most are lying. Some got lucky. But the systematic traders? They positioned based on the evidence before the catalyst.
Range highs are range highs. Divergence is divergence. Extreme readings are extreme readings. None of these require you to predict geopolitical drama.
The irony of spending a holiday weekend in a dark room is that it forced the discipline the system already demands: no emotional overtrading, no chasing false breakouts, no abandoning the bias because of short-term noise.
Sometimes the best analysis happens when you physically can’t analyse anything at all.

In Other News…
Greenland Tariffs: When “Perfect Storm” Becomes Actual Storm
Eight NATO allies deadline February. EU nuclear option threatened. VIX +30%. Markets discover tariffs on creditors problematic.
Futures detonated worst selloff since October as Saturday’s Greenland tariff announcement targeting eight NATO allies created genuine crisis not routine dip-buying opportunity. VIX exploded 30% to 20.59 signalling actual fear whilst S&P -1.7%, Nasdaq -2.1%, Dow -813 points prove threatening allies who finance American debt produces consequences. EU preparing “Anti-Coercion Instrument” nuclear option whilst Deutsche Bank warned tariffs expose America’s debt reliance on European financing—revolutionary discovery that creditors dislike being tariffed.
When Greenland Becomes Trade War Flashpoint
Eight NATO allies face February deadline over Greenland dispute escalating to tariff threats—geopolitical absurdity meeting economic reality as European Stoxx 600 fell 1.1% (worst day two months), CAC 40 -1.4%, DAX -1.1%. Automakers and luxury led losses proving continental Europe not amused by territorial ambitions backed by trade weapons. France pushing Anti-Coercion Instrument suggesting EU considering actual retaliation not symbolic gestures.
Deutsche Bank’s Debt Financing Reality Check
Deutsche Bank warned tariffs expose America’s reliance on European financing—inconvenient truth that threatening creditors with tariffs creates circular problem. Markets processing weekend announcement discovering 0.4% “perfect storms” different from actual institutional crisis where allied relationships and debt financing intersect. European junk CDS rose 8.5bp, credit spreads widening proving bond markets noticed what equity dip-buyers ignored.
Gold $4,720: Finally Justified Warning?
Gold hit $4,720 record, silver topped $85 reflecting genuine safe-haven demand not routine daily high. Previous gold records treated as background noise but 30% VIX spike suggests this time metals screaming warnings markets actually hearing. Russell 2000 -2.1% alongside large caps indicates broad-based selling not selective rotation.
☕ Hazel’s Take
Greenland tariffs detonate futures, NATO allies threatened, EU nuclear option prepared, VIX +30%, Deutsche Bank notes debt problem. When targeting creditors with tariffs whilst relying on their financing = actual consequences not tradable dip, probably acknowledging difference between declared “perfect storms” and genuine institutional crisis.
—Hazel, FinNuts

Rumour Has It…
Percy Peanut has declared himself “Chief Greenland Acquisition Strategist” and spent the weekend drawing trade routes on a map he found in a 1987 National Geographic. His pigeons are reportedly being trained for Arctic reconnaissance.
Hazel Ledger pointed out that Denmark isn’t actually selling Greenland, to which Percy replied: “That’s what they said about Alaska.”
Wallie Winthorpe has been muttering “tariff wars never end well” while pouring increasingly large measures from his vintage decanter. He claims to have shorted something Danish in 1973 and made a fortune. No one believes him, but no one can disprove it either.
Kash “Krash” Cashew is convinced this is somehow bullish for his meme coin portfolio because “chaos breeds opportunity, darling.” Mac Winthorpe gently reminded him that’s actually Mac’s line, and Kash shouldn’t call people “darling” without the requisite fedora and whisky.
Meanwhile, the Financial Nuts consensus reads: “Greenland situation developing. Recommend extra coffee rations and updated passport photos. Percy’s map is upside down again.”
This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!
Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?
Fun Fact:
The January Barometer has correctly predicted the year’s direction 86% of the time since WWII. When the S&P 500 finishes January positive, stocks have averaged 16.2% gains for the full year. With this selloff hitting mid-January, all eyes now turn to whether bulls can recover before month-end to preserve the bullish signal.
[Source: Fidelity – “January Barometer 2025”]

Happy trading,
Phil
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