Three Wins in Seven Days – System Still Pays While You Rest | SPX Analysis 16 Jun 2025

Collected $8, Closed at $0.50 – That’s a 93.75% Holiday Win

Ahoy there, Trader! ‍‍⚓️

It’s Phil…

Righty then folks, this one’s deliciously simple.

I touched down in sunny Costa Blanca last Sunday with one goal: chillax. Now I didn’t intend to trade – just keep half an eye on the markets to ensure nothing went pear-shaped (unless there were rum cherries and a pineapple involved, of course).

There are trades you grind for – and trades that just drip theta while you nap.

 A sun-drenched journal spread open on a beach lounger.


SPX Doesn’t Need You To Be Right. Just Consistent.

Pulse bar tells you when. Credit spreads handle the rest.


SPX De-Briefing

So here’s what went down while I was horizontal:

On arrival, one of my existing swing trades closed profitably, and with the bullish bias intact, I made a no-fuss decision to reload the swing. Then, another closed Tuesday – also profitably – both for 98%+ return, and neither needed more than a single glance from me.

The final trade? Collected $8 in premium, bought it back for $0.50, banking a no-stress $7.50 win or 93.75% return. The kicker? I barely managed it. Just let it do its thing over the week.

Total?
✅ 3 trades
✅ 3 wins
✅ 0 stress
✅ 1 crispy tan

This wasn’t luck. It was system simplicity meeting market structure. Theta did the work – I just showed up with a plan.

SPX Income AAR - 16 Jun 2025


Expert Insights:

Common Trading Mistake: Overtrading while on holiday or during low focus periods
How to Avoid It:
Set and forget using pre-structured swing setups and definitive trigger rules. Don’t chase trades while distracted. Let the structure do the lifting.

Strategic trade plan with checklist preventing unnecessary entries during distraction.


Rumour Has It…

Local Spanish bartender now offers a drink called “The AntiVestor” – ingredients unknown, but it’s said to work best if you don’t touch it for five days and check the balance later.

This is entirely made-up satire. Probably!

Breaking scoops courtesy of the Financial Nuts Newswire-because who needs sanity?

Satirical image of a cocktail recipe based on AntiVestor swing logic.


Fun Fact

The average SPX swing from Friday’s close to Monday’s open, historically, leans bullish 58% of the time with an average follow-through of 1.2% – just enough to drip theta for cash-secured swing traders like us.
Vintage market data board showing SPX weekend swing tendencies.

Meme of the Day

“Made $7.50 while my ice melted – theta is a vibe.”

Humorous image of a trader relaxing while swing trade closes profitably.


Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
…and may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece

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