Snagged a Lunch Profit Watching Downton Abbey
Ahoy there, Trader! โโโ๏ธ
Itโs Philโฆ
Picture this:
Itโs a bright, bullish morning.
The markets are smiling.
Your coffeeโs just the right temperature.
Then – WHAM!
The AntiVestor mechanical system smacks a bear right in the face with a pulse bar setup.
No warnings. No pleasantries. Just cold, calculated setup logic.
While the crowd was still singing Kumbaya to the bulls, we were setting traps for the early birds.
And boy, did it work.
Throw in a bit of positive slippage, a credit bigger than expected, and a cheeky Downton Abbey lunch break…
Itโs days like this that make systematic trading feel like cheating (but legal).
Let’s walk through the magic.
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SPX Pays Daily. If You Know This One Setup.
Pulse bar + credit spread = reliable income. Itโs that simple.
The day started with a hot and heavy bullish bias.
The broader market mood was chirpy – but my system doesnโt care for moods.
It cares for pulse bars.
Right after the first bar – boom –
Bearish Pulse Bar fired.
Not just that –
On the 10-min chart, if you looked closely, the setup screamed “Tag โn Turn”.
Textbook AntiVestor mechanics.
โ I didnโt double-dip live on 10-min.
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I did take the mechanical 30-min trigger without hesitation.
Order Flow:
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Set the sell spread as normal.
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Got $3.10 credit instead of the standard $3.00. (Free lunch, anyone?)
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Set buyback at $0.30.
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Filled around lunchtime.
The punchline?
I was munching on a turkey sandwich with Mrs N., laughing at Maggie Smithโs snarky zingers, while the system quietly hit its target.
Expert Insights
Mistake:
Letting “market mood” override mechanical setups.
Fix:
The market can feel bullish… but one pulse bar can change everything.
Trade the setups, not the sentiment.
Systematic entries beat emotional entries, always.
Mistake:
Ignoring smaller timeframe validations.
Fix:
Even if you donโt trade 10-min setups live, confirming alignment (like Tag โn Turn) adds conviction to your main trade.
Mistake:
Manual management when unnecessary.
Fix:
Set the trade, live your life.
If I hadnโt been system-first, I might have meddled and missed the clean $2.80 gain.
Rumour Has It…
BREAKING:
New SPX Rule Proposed – “No Trading Before Downton Abbey Episodes Air.”
Market officials noted traders were making too much money while distracted by British aristocrats sipping tea.
Proposed penalties include being forced to explain what a “pulse bar” is… to the Earl of Grantham… over cucumber sandwiches.
Officials warn:
“If we allow mechanical profits AND afternoon tea… the market will collapse under its own efficiency.”
Meanwhile, Mrs. N has declined to comment, citing important biscuit business.
Fun Fact
Did You Know?
The original ticker tape machines installed in 1867 printed stock quotes at a rate of one character per second.
During volatile periods, the tape ran so far behind that brokers often traded off old prices, inventing what they jokingly called โhope tradingโ!
Today, with modern systems (like ours), weโre practically light-speed compared to that molasses-paced mayhem.
One more reason to love mechanical trading, eh?
Meme of the Day
“Markets are collapsing, madam… Shall I fetch the AntiVestor system?”
Happy trading,
Phil
Less Brain, More Gain
โฆand may your trades be smoother than a cashmere codpiece
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